static Posts Reviewing purchases from Lowes July 20, 2012 Facebook and the fiction of self-perception February 13, 2012 “I’m going to watch a show about people wanting to buy a house.” February 7, 2012 Everyone is wrong about everything, and other generalizations January 31, 2012 Definition of irony January 31, 2012 Cell phones are to toilets like Scott Caan is to donkey poetry January 31, 2012